Fiercest Shoes Ever, with Sincere Apologies to Christian Siriano and His Payless Line....

Here is what happens when one spends five days in freezing cold rain on the Island of Prince Edward.

Thank the good Lord above that I am here with my parents, and their ridiculously generous spending habits.

I might not be able to walk in them, but my staggering around should certainly pull focus from my old face.