Headed to Portland, Yo!

Being a dyed-in the wool yuppie, I cannot help but wonder about a city that has this as a protected city landmark.

I mean I did go to college in Gettysburg "gett-issss-burghhhhh" as certain people pronounce it.

So it isn't like I am some sort of culture snob....they tore this down, but still...it was there, towering over the landscape while I was co-eding up a co-ed storm.....




But have you seen this show on the IFC?

Portlandia

Hi-fricken-larious.

And then there is this...

Steve Buscemi

My question is: does anyone think there will be even one cute shoe store in the entire town?

If so, can I have directions?