
Ken Williams for The Concord Monitor
Tim Gunn, mentor to the demented designers on Project Runway, and a kind but no nonsense fashion advisor to women everywhere put together a list of fashion “must haves” for the stylish woman. His list is what we might call “aspirational” and includes things like a Little Black Dress, and a classic white blouse and other items for women who have unlimited budgets, well heated homes and jobs that don’t involve any sort of physical labor. Here in New Hampshire the winters are long, this recession is longer and the last time we checked it was still about three months until spring – that blissful week between mud season and the arrival of the black flies. So here is the Fru Gals list of must have items for surviving winter in New Hampshire.
1. An ugly coat. Because cute coats are not warm. One of the best things about being in our 40s is we no longer put fashion first. We both have coats that are so warm and so ugly that our 25 year old selves would have chosen death instead. Robin has a lovely faux fur number that makes her look like a shaggy bear headed for hibernation. Suzanne has one of those puffy ankle grazers that looks like an overstuffed garbage bag. Laugh all you want but we are warm. And happy too as long as we avoid all reflective surfaces. Because catching a glimpse of our backsides in either of these confections is more depressing than a Monday snow day.
2. Cheap black snow pants. When we first gazed upon our newly born children we were filled with hope – these were the children that were going to solve all the problems of the world. Hard to image these geniuses curing cancer or solving global climate change when they can’t seem to bring home their snow pants. We have amassed an arsenal of cheap unisex bib overalls. Any given pair might be too big or border on Capri length, but we never have a day where we can’t shoo our darlings out the door for some fresh air . And by “fresh air” we mean “peace and quiet”.
3. Silk long underwear. Think of them as winter Spanx.: warm yes, but with a bonus smoothing function. The pretty pink color is certainly better than the winter skin they are upholstering. Just stay away from the ones with the pinchy waistbands. Nothing makes a bigger or more unflattering muffin top than tight elastic. Winter is hard enough without our undies digging into the evidence of our holiday snacking.
4. A reality television show, one with lots of crying. Misery loves company so we like to spend our miserable winters watching miserable people get voted off an island or a stage or a scale. And just think, by the time we have a new American Idol, winter will be over!
5. A Slow Cooker. Because this time of year every chore seems doubly hard. When you need to walk the dog you’ve got to suit up like Randy in A Christmas Story. Taking a toddler out? Plan on a ten minutes to get the seat belt on the booster seat around the wadded up snow suit and into that little clicky thing at the bottom. Need to run to the grocery store? Better rev the engine extra hard to get the minivan over the crusted mound of snow that the snowplow has left at the bottom of the driveway. But if you load up the crock pot in the morning, when you get home at the end of a long day the house might be 62 degrees, and the breakfast dishes might still be on the table, but the frosty air will smell like your sister wife has been slaving all afternoon.
Texas Style Brisket
8 servings @ $1.80 each
1 large onion, roughly chopped
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 cup catsup
¼ cup Worcestershire Sauce
1/3 cup firmly packed brown sugar
1/3 cup cider vinegar
2 teaspoons liquid smoke
¼ teaspoon cayenne pepper
1 teaspoon fresh ground black pepper
1 4-5 pound beef brisket trimmed of excess fat
In the bottom of a crock pot stir together all but the beef brisket. Add the brisket and turn with a fork to coat well with the sauce. Cook on Low heat undisturbed for 6-7 hours or until beef is tender.
Remove the beef from the pot and cover with foil. Let rest for 10 minutes before slicing thinly against the grain.
Degrease the sauce from the pot and pour into a saucepan. Bring to a simmer and cook for 5-6 minutes to thicken the sauce. Serve with the beef.
Southwestern Smashed Potatoes
10 servings @ $.47 each
This recipe is adapted from the Roanoke Virginia Junior Service League cookbook and is a keeper.
1 cup light cream or whole milk
½2 tablespoons butter
1 tablespoon Cajun style seasoning
2 green onions, finely chopped
1 cup shredded cheddar cheese
5 pounds red potatoes, scrubbed and cut into 1 inch chunks
Stir together the cream, butter, Cajun seasoning and green onions in a small saucepan. Heat on medium until small bubbles begin to form around the edges of the pot. Shut off the heat and add the shredded cheddar. Cover and set aside until cheese melts.
Place cut potatoes in a large pot and cover with cold salted water by 1 inch. Bring to a boil and cook until potatoes can be easily pierced with the tip of a knife, about 8 minutes. Drain and mash roughly with a hand masher or a large fork. Slowly pour in the cheese mixture and beat with a wooden spoon until fluffy.
Slow Cooker Curried Chicken
8 Servings @ 1.56 each
4 pounds boneless skinless chicken thighs
7 medium potatoes cut into ½ inch thick slices
4 medium onions sliced thinly
4 carrots cut into ½ inch thick slices
½ cup sherry
1 10 ¾ ounce can condensed cream of onion or cream of chicken soup
2 tablespoons curry powder
1teaspoon fresh ground black pepper
Layer half of the potatoes, onions and carrots evenly in the bottom of a slow cooker. Top with half of the chicken. Repeat with the rest of the vegetables and chicken.
Pour the sherry over all. Stir together the soup, curry powder and black pepper and pour over the top.
Cover and cook on low for 7-8 hours.
Stir gently to shred the chicken and serve.
