Oh Betty Crocker!

I was tooling around the interwebs looking for a couple new cookie idea. I saw these totes adorable candy canes at Betty Crocker.com and got to work making the dough. And coloring the dough. And then rolling out and twisting the dough. And baking the dough, and of course, garnishing the dough.

D'oh!

Worst. Looking. Cookies. Ever.

Disgusted, I headed out to run some errands and noodled on how to salvage things. And then I thought "PINWHEELS". Out came the green food coloring, the rolling pin and a jar of sparkling green sanding sugar.

Et voila!

They might induce seizures but at least they aren't sad.