As part of my continuing series of Things that Cost a Thousand Dollars that I Won't Be Getting I offer the Kjus Knight Jacket.
Here's what Lasse himself wrote about this one...
The Kjus Knight Jacket for women will rescue any damsel in distress from cold, wintery weather. With it's waterproof fabric and zips, snow gaiter, removable neckwarmer, and primaloft insulation, this jacket protects like armour. The Kjus Knight Jacket is a 4-way stretch retro inspired jacket with colorful side accents which are sure to flatter any woman's figure. Kjus did not miss a beat with this ski jacket. It's sleek, it's beautiful, it's Kjus. It's not gonna happen.
Instead I'll be spending another freezing New Hampshaa wintah in my long black puffy coat looking like a chubby garbage bag on legs.