Last night Red River Theaters, our wine serving, stadium seated independent movie theater, held an officially sanctioned Oscar Party, hosted by the guy who won for On Golden Pond about a hundred years ago.
Food, Drink and all sorts of nonsense including the opportunity to have a picture taken with an actual Oscar statuette (surprisingly heavy). I wore a vintage gown from the Sallie Shop that was really sparkly and great, other than the fact that:
- The dress made me look tubby. OK the dress didn't make me look any thinner than I am, damn it!
- The whole thing fell apart the moment I sat down. Both shoulder straps ripped through and the top part flopped right over the empire waist. The only good thing is that the tube socks I had stuffed into my bra to fill out the dress didn't fall to the floor. Peter was able to put me back together with a couple of safety pins he finagled from the coat check guy.
As with most fabulous things we are lucky enough to attend, we were the guests of the Dupreys, looking smart as usual....
The event was hosted by New Hampshire Channel 9's own Tiffany Eddy, who clearly is not used to being seen from the waist down.
Have any interest in seeing what a dorkis malorkis I am live and in action? Watch this loathsome video. If you've had enough New Hampshire weather reporting to last you until next August (Hey! It snowed! Here's some video of falling snow! Here's a guy who has to move the nasty white stuff off the roads!)
Then just skip ahead to 1.55 to see me in my glory.
I make the real housewives of the OC seem like charter members of Mensa I shit you not.