Sunday, January 25, 2009
Just some hapless shopper with smiley face panties visible through her lovely sheer yellow dress. Just another woman, who clearly needs a three way mirror, being harassed by one of the billions of cellphone cameras that are clutched in the hands of every American 12 and over.
Meryl Streep famously said that after 45 you need to choose your ass or your face. Meaning -- if you are too thin your face looks all wrinkly, but in order to keep your face smooth, you gotta put on some pounds.
Since September I have been sharing with all y'all the fact that when stressed, I EAT. I have now gained so much weight I am about 5 pounds shy of what I weighed when I delivered Gordon in 1991.
Getting older sucks hard.